Another Joke on the Japanese Embassy in US..

A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.. .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

Award Winning Joke in UK

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night

and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies,

he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.


Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says

'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'


The astonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese

who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese'.


'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,' replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says

'You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship.'


Shocked, Spielberg replies 'It was the iceberg

that sank the ship, not me.'


The Chinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg,

Carlsberg, you're all the same.'