RATS!!

Hey guyz&galz..How are you all doing? It's HOLIDAYS for me.. So yup.. Things have been quiet.. Except for the news here and there.. Its Tuesday today. Well..I'm still considering whether to go for IYF this Thurs.. Dunno if i shud go back and join them? Should I? I've heard so much going around.. Hmm..But I dont want to be marked as a 'backslidder' like the rest.. hmm... :(
Semester II exams weren't any better. Still the same stuff all around. Same cold venue and head-breaking notes to stuff in.. What more can I say? It's a university.. Now am just at home. Nothing much going around. Was cleaning up the house with dad yesterday.. OMG!! I just found out the house is getting more and more dirty every time I get home.. It is so eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... I dunno what words to describe..If you all were here, I think I could have broken your eardrums.. I scram so many time.. Stupid rat-rearers bringing in ALL THE STUPID RATS NOT ONLY INTO THE HOUSE BUT ALSO ALL OVER TOWN!! My dad even killed one with his bare hands.. Arrgh...So dirty and filthy..This is what you get when you live with people from the dumpsters.. You get junk and rats all over the house... Lizards are bad enuf and now RATS!! All my books and boxes, all torn into shreads bitten by those stupid things. I HATE THEM!! Good thing Im moving away soon.. Cant stand it here...
I think thats all for now, aite?? And to all the UBD people.. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! SEE YA NEXT SEMESTER!!

Letter from Aborted Child to Mother..

Dear Mommy,

I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus' lap.

He loves me and cries with me; for my heart has been broken.

I so wanted to be your little girl. I don't quite understand what has happened.

I was so excited when I began realizing my existence.

I was in a dark, yet comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes.

I was pretty far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my surroundings.

I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping.

Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between you and me.

Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with you. Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry.

I heard Daddy yelling back.

I was sad, and hoped you would be better soon.

I wondered why you cried so much. One day you cried almost all of the day.

I hurt for you. I couldn't imagine why you were so unhappy.

That same day, the most horrible thing happened.

A very mean monster came into that warm, comfortable place I was in.

I was so scared, I began screaming, but you never once tried to help me.

Maybe you never heard me.

The monster got closer and closer as I was screaming and screaming,

"Mommy, Mommy, help me please; Mommy, help me."

Complete terror is all I felt.

I screamed and screamed until I thought I couldn't anymore.

Then the monster started ripping my arms off.

It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain.

It didn't stop. Oh, how I begged it to stop.

I screamed in horror as it ripped my leg off.

Though I was in such complete pain, I was dying.

I knew I would never see your face or hear you say how much you love me.

I wanted to make all your tears go away.

I had so many plans to make you happy.

Now I couldn't; all my dreams were shattered.

Though I was in utter pain and horror, I felt the pain of my heart breaking, above all.

I wanted more than anything to be your daughter.

No use now, for I was dying a painful death.

I could only imagine the terrible things that they had done to you.

I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I didn't know the words you could understand.

And soon, I no longer had the breath to say them; I was dead.

I felt myself rising. I was being carried by a huge angel into a big beautiful place.

I was still crying, but the physical pain was gone.

The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap.

He said He loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy. I asked Him what the thing was that killed me. He answered, "Abortion.

I am sorry, my child; for I know how it feels."

I don't know what abortion is;

I guess that's the name of the monster.

I'm writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I wanted to be your little girl.

I tried very hard to live.

I wanted to live. I had the will, but I couldn't; the monster was too powerful.

It sucked my arms and legs off and finally got all of me. It was impossible to live.

I just wanted you to know I tried to stay with you.

I didn't want to die.

Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster.

Mommy, I love you and I would hate for you to go through the kind of pain I did.

Please be careful.

Love,

Your Baby Girl

Sweet...

One day, the young lion asked his mom: "Mom, where is the happiness?"
Mom replied: "It's on your tail."
So the young lion keeps on chasing after his tail. But after a whole day of trying, he failed to get the happiness that was on his tail.
Then he told his mom about this, his mom smiled and said: "Son, you don't really need to chase after your happiness, as long as you keep going and moving forward, your happiness will always be with you."
Wish everyone of you find your happiness.
Please do forward to all your friends and wish the happiness is with them always.
You can't decide the length of life, but you can control how you want to live it.
You can't control the weather, but you can control your mood.
You can't change your look, but you can smile.
You can't control others, but you can control yourself.
You can't foresee tomorrow, but you can utilize today wisely.
You can't win everything, but you can try your very best to achieve that.
Hope everyone can face the daily life positively and always happy...

Happy Mother's Day 2009

Hey did i tell you all I won a Mother's Day slogan competition?? ahaha...Well here's something belated for all mothers..

Untuk semua teman-teman,
Mungkin bagi setengah kita tidak menghiraukan sambutan hari ibu kerana kita tidak terdedah/dididik membuat se awalnya. Bagaimana pun cuba kita baca dan fikir-fikirkan sejenak isi kandungan kata-kata dibawah. Sedar tak sedar mungkin memberikan kita penilaian perkataan IBU, emak atau mak itu.
Terima kasih.
HARBA
Orang kata aku lahir dari perut mak..
(bukan org kata...memang betul)
Bila dahaga, yang susukan aku.....mak
Bila lapar, yang suapkan aku....mak
Bila keseorangan, yang sentiasa di sampingku.. ..mak
Kata mak, perkataan pertama yang aku sebut....Mak
Bila bangun tidur, aku cari....mak
Bila nangis, orang pertama yang datang ....mak
Bila nak bermanja, aku dekati....mak
Bila nak bergesel, aku duduk sebelah....mak
Bila sedih, yang boleh memujukku hanya.....mak
Bila nakal, yang memarahi aku....mak
Bila merajuk, yang memujukku cuma....mak
Bila melakukan kesalahan, yang paling cepat marah....mak
Bila takut, yang tenangkan aku....mak
Bila nak peluk, yang aku suka peluk....mak
Aku selalu teringatkan ....mak
Bila sedih, aku mesti talipon....mak
Bila seronok, orang pertama aku nak beritahu.....mak
Bila bengang.. aku suka luah pada..mak
Bila takut, aku selalu panggil... "mmaaakkkk! "
Bila sakit, orang paling risau adalah....mak
Bila nak exam, orang paling sibuk juga....mak
Bila buat hal, yang marah aku dulu....mak
Bila ada masalah, yang paling risau.... mak
Yang masih peluk dan cium aku sampai hari ni.. mak
Yang selalu masak makanan kegemaranku....mak
kalau balik ke kampung, yang selalu bekalkan ulam & lauk pauk.....mak
Yang selalu simpan dan kemaskan barang-barang aku....mak
Yang selalu berleter kat aku...mak
Yang selalu puji aku....mak
Yang selalu nasihat aku....mak
Bila nak kahwin..Orang pertama aku tunjuk dan rujuk.....mak

Aku ada pasangan hidup sendiri....

Bila seronok, aku cari.......pasanganku
Bila sedih, aku cari......mak
Bila berjaya, aku ceritakan pada....pasanganku
Bila gagal, aku ceritakan pada....mak
Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat....pasanganku
Bila berduka, aku peluk erat.....emakku
Bila nak bercuti, aku bawa....pasanganku
Bila sibuk, aku hantar anak ke rumah.....mak
Bila sambut valentine... Aku bagi hadiah pada pasanganku
Bila sambut hari ibu...aku cuma dapat ucapkan "Selamat Hari Ibu"
Selalu.. aku ingat pasanganku
Selalu.. mak ingat kat aku
Bila-bila... aku akan talipon pasanganku
Entah bila... aku nak talipon mak
Selalu....aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku
Entah bila... aku nak belikan hadiah untuk emak
Renungkan:
"Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja... bolehkah kau kirim wan g untuk mak?
mak bukan nak banyak... lima puluh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah"...
Berderai air mata jika kita mendengarnya........

Tapi kalau mak sudah tiada..........
MAKKKKK...RINDU MAK..... RINDU SANGAT....

Berapa ra mai yang sanggup menyuapkan ibunya....
berapa ra mai yang sanggup mencuci muntah ibunya.....
berapa ra mai yang sanggup mengantikan lampin ibunya......
berapa ra mai yang sanggup membersihkan najis ibunya.......
berapa ra mai yang sanggup membuang ulat dan membersihkan luka kudis ibunya....
berapa ra mai yang sanggup berhenti kerja untuk menjaga ibunya.....
dan akhir sekali berapa ra mai yang sembahyang JENAZAH ibunya......
Seorang anak mendapatkan ibunya yang sedang sibuk menyediakan makan malam di dapur lalu menghulurkan sekeping kertas yang bertulis sesuatu. Si ibu segera mengesatkan tangan di apron menyambut kertas yang dihulurkan oleh si anak lalu membacanya.Kos upah membantu ibu:
1) Tolong pergi kedai : RM4.00
2) Tolong jaga adik : RM4..00
3) Tolong buang sampah : RM1.00
4) Tolong kemas bilik : RM2.00
5) Tolong siram bunga : RM3.00
6) Tolong sapu sampah : RM3.00
Jumlah : RM17.00
Selesai membaca, si ibu tersenyum memandang si anak sambil sesuatu berlegar-legar di mindanya. Si ibu mencapai sebatang pen dan menulis sesuatu di belakang kertas yang sama.
1) Kos mengandungkanmu selama 9 bulan - PERCUMA
2) Kos berjaga malam kerana menjagamu - PERCUMA
3) Kos air mata yang menitis keranamu - PERCUMA
4) Kos kerunsingan kerana bimbangkanmu - PERCUMA
5) Kos menyediakan makan mi nu m, pakaian dan keperluanmu -PERCUMA
Jumlah Keseluruhan Nilai Kasihku - PERCUMA

Air mata si anak berlinang setelah membaca apa yang dituliskan oleh siibu. Si anak menatap wajah ibu, memeluknya dan berkata,
"Saya Sayangkan Ibu". Kemudian si anak mengambil pen dan menulis "Telah Dibayar" pada mukasurat yang sama ditulisnya.
"Jika kamu menyayangi ibumu, "forward"kanlah E mai l ini kepada sahabat- sahabat anda.

1 orang : Kamu tidak sayangkan ibumu
2-4 orang : Kamu sayang ibumu
5-9 orang : Bagus! Sayang jugak kamu kepada Ibumu
10/lebih : Syabas!Kamu akan disayangi Ibumu

Can I borrow $25?

Guys this is sweet...



A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'

DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.

SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'

The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.

'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love..
Have we forgotten what is really important in life? Too caught up in money, personal
ambitions, and forgot how to enjoy and appreciate the sweet simplicities in life?

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives

Another Joke on the Japanese Embassy in US..

A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.. .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

Award Winning Joke in UK

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night

and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies,

he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.


Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says

'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'


The astonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese

who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese'.


'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,' replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says

'You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship.'


Shocked, Spielberg replies 'It was the iceberg

that sank the ship, not me.'


The Chinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg,

Carlsberg, you're all the same.'

Yeahhhh!!

Exams is finally over for me, my dear readers.. How have you guys been? Gonna post a few more stuff so u all can read more wacky stuff, aite? Neways all the nytes of staying up late and struggling to stuff info into this brain of mine is finally over..Well...at least for this semester.. I'm still in hostel waiting to be picked up.. Well Just read on and keep the flame hot aitez...So many have happened since the last time I've gone home..Well..I know some of the things..No need to hide. I'll definitely find out when I return there.. And so much has happened up here with ME too.. What to do? I cant help all these things from happening.

Exams!!

Hey everyone!! How are my readers doin? been quite quiet lately.. So tired and lazy! Neways exams around the corner for me.. But so lazy to study.. No mood and all these stupid things keep taking and spoiling my mood. Man I need to let go and forget and leave them alone! Its so annoying. Everything I read doesnt even make sense in my brain. How is that possible? Brain please work when you are needed to...Frustrating.. And Annoying..